Stig Of The Dump: Don’t Stop Believing
Now, before you dedicate half your working day, or sacrifice your afternoon “Loose Women” session to this blog I should point out that I am well aware of the fact that I am not normal and that habitually watching things that I hate just for a quick fix of that sweet gut felt anger that [...]
Stig Of The Dump: Massacring Valentine’s (HHC Magazine)
With this being the February issue it would be remiss of me to not rant on some Valentines shit and I know a hairy, ignant fat man might not normally be your go to guy when it comes to advice on affairs of the heart but I’ve been unfortunate enough to have mine tainted by [...]
Stig Of The Dump: Maybe Its Because Im A Londoner (Part 2)
You can find part 1 of this “torrid tale of one good man’s trials and tribulations in a hostile commuting environment”.. Hollywood Blockbuster of a blog here, alternatively if you already know about the first time i exchanged blows with another person on London Underground, here is the second slightly more brutal incident. Take a breath and [...]
Stig Of The Dump: The End Is Nigh (HHC Magazine)
LOCK YOUR DOORS, CLOSE YOUR WINDOWS, STOCK UP ON WATER AND CANNED FOOD AND IF POSSIBLE GET A GUN…. THE CREDIT CRUNCH IS HERE (ok so I’m late with it but its still topical so fuck you). That’s right BE SCARED !!!!! All jokes aside this is a serious issue, people who are paid 20 [...]
Stig Of The Dump: Maybe Its Because Im A Londoner (Part 1)
Apparently getting into physical altercations with other commuters on London Underground is just what I do now, I’m probably only one argument away from murdering one of you. Now despite looking like an aggressive, fat homeless drunk, I can say without any irony or sarcasm, that when not acting like a tit on stage with [...]
Stig Of The Dump: “Cliche’s ARE cliche’s for a reason”
It happened again, i had a thought, a thought i didn’t fire off to twitter quickly enough, so it decided to hound my every conscious second like a dripping tap… a big noisy shit tap, dripping shit into my head for hours, so i put it on paper, except its not paper because we seem [...]
Stig Of The Dump: There’s Always Next Year. (2009 Review)
Go grab a brew or a brewski, strap in & spark up.. its gonna be a long one.
As i sit here on the living room floor of my goon from another poon’s yard, 3 days into next year, 3 days of pointlessly futile resolutions & the same hollow falsely promised new beginnings brought every time [...]
Stig Of The Dump: Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one & yours is full of shit…
It dawned on me recently that i hadn’t offered my oh so sought after & terribly written opinion on completely un-important bullshit for a long time. Having chosen to ignore the fact that no one actually cares & instead opted to stick with the self delusion that, as a representative of the people (the miserable, [...]
Stig Of The Dump: How Did It Come To This
Its 03.30 & I’ve been on my lonesome for just over 24 hours, as Synners is away to a wedding in Poland, my lady type is in Brighton for a birthday party and my day to day kinfolk are other wise engaged or doing something i cant afford and am probably too miserable to partake [...]
Stig Of The Dump: Big Brother (HHC Magazine)
“Ya life’s monitored on CCTV, yo/And these kids think Big Brother’s just a TV show…”
I was going to say for those of you who don’t know (edit: at the time of writing) Big Brother 10 has started, but let’s face it, unfortunately, whether you wanted to or not, you already do. I could start my [...]