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Stig Of The Dump: Massacring Valentine’s (HHC Magazine)

With this being the February issue it would be remiss of me to not rant on some Valentines shit and I know a hairy, ignant fat man might not normally be your go to guy when it comes to advice on affairs of the heart but I’ve been unfortunate enough to have mine tainted by [...]

Stig Of The Dump: The End Is Nigh (HHC Magazine)

LOCK YOUR DOORS, CLOSE YOUR WINDOWS, STOCK UP ON WATER AND CANNED FOOD AND IF POSSIBLE GET A GUN…. THE CREDIT CRUNCH IS HERE (ok so I’m late with it but its still topical so fuck you). That’s right BE SCARED !!!!! All jokes aside this is a serious issue, people who are paid 20 [...]